The little stinker is forcing his bum up into my ribs as I'm typing right now. Ow! Aside from the painful jabs, I love every minute of it! Anyway...
Fashion for the Lumpy/rotund/heavily prego Bod, part two:
I was feeling really tired of the same maternity clothing this day, so out of desperation, I squeezed myself into an old non-maternity skirt that hardly zipped up at all. No problem, I covered it with a lengthy and bulbous non-maternity shirt. Paired it with super comfy maternity leggings, some flats, and voila: new outfit de jour. Hat: $5 at Forever 21, Skirt: thrifted for a few bones, Leggings: about $12 from an online maternity store, long non-maternity shirt: $10ish? Nordstrom rack, black tee-shirt: $5 at Forever 21, and vintage necklace: gifted from sweet boyfriend.
What to wear at my last show pre-baby and leave? Well...let's just say, I wasn't hiding anything. Note: strange girl standing near friend whispers, "is she...uh..." Friend replies rather coarsely: "Pregnant? Of course she's pregnant!" Strange girl: "Well..you're not supposed to...uh...ask". Ok, I'm just wearing a tee-shirt that I snipped up that day to show off my nacho belly. Tee-shirt: $5 at Forever 21, snipped up by yours truly that very day. Skirt: can't remember to save my life (non-maternity stretchy).
Pre-show look: Add non-maternity xlarge sweater clearance at Macy's $4. What a deal!
Here we go, here we go. I broke down and fished out the maternity jeans this day. Sears maternity jeans on clearance: $20, maternity button up blouse: $3 clearance at Sears (Score!). Non-maternity long sweater is another $4 clearance item I found at Macy's. I was rocking the clearance that day.
$7 maternity jeans from Ross. Sweat deal! However, I've already torn them and sewed them up once so I guess you get what you pay for. Non-maternity black sweater from Sears clearance: $4. Same vintage necklace, same xlarge sweater. Cowboy boots: stolen from unsuspecting boyfriend who got free from friend (hey, I have super large feet!!)
What not to wear in public when pushing 8 months prego:
This is typical weekend wear. Yoga pants with some white smear on them...probably toothpaste? They are super comfy right below my waist and well they just roll down to there if I try to pull them up decently anyway. Non-maternity fleece jacket was a gift from the pops. Doesn't quite cover the madness extruding below. $1.50 hair band to pull back those luscious greasy locks. Quite stylin'.